MINION QUOTES ONLINE

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Here are some more minion quotes online :

• I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
• I’m sorry for what I have not done.
• I’m the kind of person who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
• I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
• I’m not antisocial, I’m just selectively social.
• If you’re talking to me and you think I’m ignoring you, chances are I am.
• I’m not short, I’m fun size!
• I’m not a control freak, I’m a perfectionist.
• Hey, it’s me! The person you’re talking to on Facebook right now!
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
• I’m the kind of person who will walk into a spider web and think it was thrown at me.
• I’m not always right, but I’m never in doubt.
• Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
• I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
• I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some form of the sick vampire bat.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• I’m not rude, I’m honest. It’s not my fault that the truth hurts.
• You’re not yourself today. I liked you better yesterday.
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just forget me.
• I’m the reason God created the middle finger.
• I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
• If you can read this, then I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
• I’m not a Hypocrite, I live what I believe, and I believe what I live.
• I’m so poor that when I heard about free food, I went out looking for it.
• I’m so old that when people ask me my age, I tell them to subtract ten years and that’s my IQ.
• I’m so old that when I trick-or-treat, the kids give me candy!
• I’m so old that I can remember when all this was trees… and bushes…

• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just forget me.
• I’m the reason God created the middle finger.
• I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
• I’m so old that when people ask me my age, I tell them to subtract ten years and that’s my IQ.
• I’m so poor that when I heard about free food, I went out looking for it.
• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just forget me.
• I’m the reason God created the middle finger.
• I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
• I’m so old that when I trick-or-treat, the kids give me candy!
• I’m so old that I can remember when all this was trees… and bushes…
• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just forget me.
• I’m the reason God created the middle finger.
• I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
• I’m so poor that when I heard about free food, I went out looking for it.
• I’m so old that when people ask me my age, I tell them to subtract ten years and that’s my IQ.
• I’m so old that when I trick-or-treat, the kids give me candy!
• I’m so old that I can remember when all this was trees… and bushes…
• Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
• If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it.
• I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
• I’m the kind of person who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
• I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
• If you’re talking to me and you think I’m ignoring you, chances are I am.
• I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
• I’m the kind of person who will walk into a spider web and think it was thrown at me.
• You’re not yourself today. I liked you better yesterday.
• Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
• I’m the reason God created the middle finger.
• If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it.
• I’m so old that when people ask me my age, I tell them to subtract ten years and that’s my IQ.
• I’m so old that when I trick-or-treat, the kids give me candy!
• I’m so old that I can remember when all this was trees… and bushes…
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just forget me.
• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just forget me.
• I’m so old that when people ask me my age, I tell them to subtract ten years and that’s my IQ.
• I’m so old that when I trick-or-treat, the kids give me candy!
• I’m so old that I can remember when all this was trees… and bushes…
• Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Lots of minion quotes online are listed. Are you enjoying them?

• If you want something done, ask a busy person to do.
• I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just forget me.
• I’m the reason God created the middle finger.
• If you’re talking to me and you think I’m ignoring you, chances are I am.
• You’re not yourself today. I liked you better yesterday.
• Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
• If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it.
• I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
• If you’re talking to me and you think I’m ignoring you, chances are I am.
• You’re not yourself today. I liked you better yesterday.
• I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
• I’m so old that when people ask me my age, I tell them to subtract ten years and that’s my IQ.
• I’m so old that when I trick-or-treat, the kids give me candy!
• I’m so old that I can remember when all this was trees… and bushes…
• I’m the reason God created the middle finger.
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just forget me.
• Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
• If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it.
• I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
• I’m the kind of person who will walk into a spider web and think it was thrown at me.
• I’m so old that when people ask me my age, I tell them to subtract ten years and that’s my IQ.
• If you don’t like me, don’t hate me, just remember me.
• I’m the reason God created the middle finger.
• If you’re talking to me and you think I’m ignoring you, chances are I am.
• You’re not yourself today. I liked you better yesterday.

• I HAVE 3 SIDES; 1. THE QUIET & SWEET SIDE. 2. THE FUN & CRAZY SIDE. 3. THE SIDE YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE.
• When I was younger $20 felt like $100, Now $20 feels like $1.
• Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
• I love making people who already hate me. HATE ME MORE.
• Whenever im sad, you’re there. Whenever im having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.
• DEAR DRÉĀMS, STOP ENDING RIGHT WHEN I GET TO THE BEST PART!!!
• Mums are better than any CSI. They know you did it how you did it, and whom you did it with, and they can hear you trying to hide the evidence.
• Reality called, so I hung up.
• I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
• I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year.
• I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
• A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.
• After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
• Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
• Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
• Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!
• I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
• My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
• Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!
• For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
• How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
• Confidence level: Kanye West.
• How do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop

• I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
• What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini.
• There is maybe no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
• Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
• I am a ninja. No, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
• I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
• Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
• Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But that gets boring really fast. So I go back to being normal!
• What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee… I’m a maybe.
• I don’t sweat—I sparkle.
• Just got that Friday feeling.
• The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, and eat cake!
• The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
• If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
• Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
• You couldn’t handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!
• What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crocodile.

• When nothing goes right, go left.

• Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
• Wine + dinner = winner
• I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.
• Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
• Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
• Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
• Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.
• When you are downie, eat a brownie.

• I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!
• Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
• I wish my wallet came with free refills.
• Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.

• If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
• People say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day!