MINION QUOTES ONLINE - Page 2 of 17

“When life knocks you down… Calmly get back up and very politely say, “You hit like a bitch”
“Top 4 whishes: 1. To earn money without working 2. To be smart without studying 3. To love without being hurt. 4. To eat without getting fat.”

“Don’t wait until you are rich to be happy. Happy is free.”
“My doctor asked me if I had ever had a stress test? Yes – I replied it’s called life”
“Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think…. Oh shit it’s the cops!”
“Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes…”