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  •  “When life knocks you down… Calmly get back up and very politely say, “You hit like a bitch”
  • “Top 4 whishes: 1. To earn money without working 2. To be smart without studying 3. To love without being hurt. 4. To eat without getting fat.”
  • “Don’t wait until you are rich to be happy. Happy is free.”
  • “My doctor asked me if I had ever had a stress test? Yes – I replied it’s called life”
  • “Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think…. Oh shit it’s the cops!”
  • “Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes…”
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