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Are you enjoying these minion quotes online? here are some other minion quotes online for your entertainment

  • “One of the best feelings in the world is knowing that someone is happy because of you.”
  • “Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so it had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.”
  • “My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all… and some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them!”
  • “Of course, women don’t work as hard as men… They get it right the first time.”
  • “A pet. My dog is family!”
  •  “Don’t underestimate me because I’m quiet. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and I observe more than you know.”
  • WARNING: My mouth is a bit like a magician’s hat…You never know what’s gonna come out of it.
  • Whenever you feel sad. Just remember somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says push.
  • I love ordering things online because when they arrive, it’s like a present from me to me.
  • I’m not short, I’m just more down-to-earth than other people.
  • Dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
  • My brain is like the Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.
  • Do you ever wish you were a monkey? Then if you got mad at someone, you could just fling your poo at them. Problem solved.
  • Just once I’d like someone to call me “sir” without having to add “you need to calm down or we’re going to have to ask you to leave”
  • We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
  • Have you noticed that it’s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car?
  • Remember, if on your 10th selfie you don’t have the perfect one to post you’re really just ugly
  • Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, “Beer, wine, crap like that”
  • apparently, my soulmate is still out there.
  • My walk of shame is when I have to take all empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can.
  • Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It’s a free country really.
  • If anyone is interested, l will be signing books tomorrow at Barnes& Noble from 1:00 PM until I’m escorted out by security.
  • The worst part about being single is always doing what I want Anytime Anywhere With whomever. That sucks.
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