- Who has married many people but has never been married himself?
Answer: A priest. - If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Answer: Wet. - Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly. - What has three feet but cannot walk?
Answer: A yardstick. - What do you call a nose that’s 12 inches long?
Answer: A foot.