- What month of the year has 28 days in it?
Answer: All of them. - What can you put in a bucket to make it weigh less?
Answer: A hole. - What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot. - Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
Answer: The dictionary. - What goes all around the world but stays in a corner?
Answer: A stamp.
