Minion Riddles

minion riddles
  • David’s father has three sons. Two of them are named Snap and Crackle. What is the third son’s name?
    Answer: David.
  • A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
    Answer: His horse is named Friday.
  • If the day before yesterday was the 23rd, then what will be the day after tomorrow?
    Answer: The 27th.
  • Whoever makes it doesn’t tell. Whoever takes it doesn’t know. Whoever knows it doesn’t want. What is it?
    Answer: Counterfeit money.
  • What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
    Answer: Eat.
  • What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland?
    Answer: Greenland was always the biggest—people just didn’t know it yet.
  • A is B’s father but B isn’t A’s son. How?
    Answer: B is A’s daughter.
  • What is one thing that all people, regardless of their politics or religion, have to agree is between heaven and earth?
    Answer: The word “and.”