Minion Riddles

minion riddles
  • A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
    Answer: He was walking.
  • If you are running a race and pass the person in second, then what place are you in?
    Answer: Second place.
  • If an electric train is traveling south, then which way is the smoke going?
    Answer: There is no smoke—it’s an electric train.
  • You enter a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, candle, and fireplace. What should you light first?
    Answer: The match.
  • Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
    Answer: Nothing.
  • A mother and father have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
    Answer: Seven.