50 Funny Minion Relationship Quotes
50 Funny Minion Relationship Quotes to Brighten Your Day
Relationships can be a rollercoaster of love, laughter, and the occasional eyebrow-raising moment. Whether you’re newly dating, blissfully married, or just observing from the sidelines, humor is the glue that keeps us all sane. So, grab a cup of coffee (or your partner’s popcorn), and get ready to giggle your way through this collection of hilarious relationship quotes.
1. “Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” — Anonymous
2. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” — Anonymous
3. “A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” — Anonymous
4. “Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when you’re watching a movie you don’t like.” — Anonymous
5. “Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” — Maryon Pearson
Sometimes, the best way to navigate love is to laugh through the chaos. Take these, for instance:
6. “My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce.” — Anonymous
7. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Anonymous
8. “The four most important words in any marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” — Anonymous
9. “A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.” — Anonymous
10. “I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.” — Anonymous
If these made you smile, here are a few more to sweeten the deal:
11. “You can’t put a price on love, but you can on all its accessories.” — Anonymous
12. “Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Anonymous
13. “In every relationship, there’s a person who needs to be right, and a person who wants to be happy. Choose wisely.” — Anonymous
14. “I told my husband he should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward.” — Anonymous
15. “My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.” — Anonymous
Here’s a pro tip: A good laugh can diffuse almost any tension. Especially with gems like these:
16. “A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
17. “The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henny Youngman
18. “Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.” — Anonymous
19. “I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she’s been giving me lately!” — Anonymous
20. “Couples that laugh together last together.” — Anonymous
Whether you’re in a decades-long marriage or just swiping right, these quotes remind us that no relationship is perfect — and that’s perfectly okay!
Which one of these made you laugh the most? Share your thoughts in the comments and let us know your favorite relationship quote!
Love, laugh, and always share the popcorn. 😊
“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” — Anonymous
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” — Anonymous
“A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” — Anonymous
“Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when you’re watching a movie you don’t like.” — Anonymous
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” — Maryon Pearson
“My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce.” — Anonymous
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Anonymous
“The four most important words in any marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” — Anonymous
“A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.” — Anonymous
“I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.” — Anonymous
“You can’t put a price on love, but you can on all its accessories.” — Anonymous
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” — Scott Adams
“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Anonymous
“In every relationship, there’s a person who needs to be right, and a person who wants to be happy. Choose wisely.” — Anonymous
“I told my husband he should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward.” — Anonymous
“My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.” — Anonymous
“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henny Youngman
“I love you even when you’re hangry.” — Anonymous
“Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.” — Anonymous
“I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she’s been giving me lately!” — Anonymous
“Couples that laugh together last together.” — Anonymous
“The difference between a man and a woman is: A man thinks he can change a woman; a woman thinks she can change a man.” — Anonymous
“I think my wife is a thief. She keeps stealing my heart.” — Anonymous
“I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.” — Anonymous
“Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?” — Anonymous
“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” — Anonymous
“I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.” — Anonymous
“A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.” — Helen Rowland
“I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” — Anonymous
“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason
“My husband and I are like a team. We both agree that I’m the captain.” — Anonymous
“The most important thing in a relationship is to be able to communicate. The second most important is to be able to ignore it.” — Anonymous
“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” — Anonymous
“I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I’m with you.” — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“My wife is a very good cook. She can make a great meal out of anything. Including my patience.” — Anonymous
“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — Anonymous
“My husband thinks he’s a real comedian. He’s not, but I love him anyway.” — Anonymous
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” — Anonymous
“The secret to a long-lasting marriage is to get divorced and then marry again.” — Anonymous
“I love you more than my morning coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.” — Anonymous
“A relationship is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” — Anonymous
“I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I’m pretty close. And my partner is lucky to have me.” — Anonymous
“The only thing worse than a bad relationship is a good relationship that went bad.” — Anonymous
“I love you like a squirrel loves a nut.” — Anonymous
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.” — Milton Berle
“Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when you’re watching a movie you don’t like.” — Anonymous
“I never knew what true happiness was until I got married. And then it was too late!” — Anonymous
“A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” — Anonymous
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” — Prince Philip
